flamestaff

you can call someone this when they do something gay, or, just say it for no reason. Also, a really gay person.

dude you're a flamestaff
camp jim

by Drew January 2, 2004

Flamstalgia

When someone hates a new or old installment of a series. Even if the newer/older version is superior in every way, one who has Flamstalgia will find something to complain about, and say how it doesn't compare to the version they played and loved originally.

Veteran Player: I am tired of this Modern Warfare 3 nonsense, COD 4 was the shit man.
New Player: No man Modern Warfare 3 is the king of COD, it doesn't suck. I tried COD 4, it is terrible.
Non Player: They are both very similar and you guys just have Flamstalgia.

by Frenes August 3, 2012

Flamus

A condition which occurs after one ingests potently spiced food, causing a caustic expulsion from the anus, making said person feel as if flames are coming from their GI tract. Can be used in polite conversation.

Tammy: "Gosh, where was Gigi last night? She promised she would meet us on this blind date my cousin Clem set up for us."
JoElle: " Bitch! Please! Didn't you get her text? After her friend Josefina's baby shower, she had a debilitating case of Flamus which, despite Balmex, and a tub soak, nearly got her a skin graft and a colostomy!"

by CDru September 3, 2013

FLIPITY FLAPS

FLIPITY FLAPS can be anything that flips and flaps.For example the tesitcals, saggy old womens tits,etc

My flipty flaps has a small bump growing on the side of them

by DONALD December 16, 2004

poofta flaps

a gay woman

she is the female equivilent of a poofta ,but with labia-hence the term poofta flaps

by dildonose January 23, 2010

Giraffe Flaps

The level of highness directly below bird pussy.

I'm so high I went straight past giraffe flaps and right up to bird pussy.

by Bumblecakes July 8, 2011

down in flames

Any endeavor which fails in an awe-inspiring or spectacular manner. Origin of phrase taken from old WW1 movies where the Red Baron shoots down an opposing French or British biplane fighter, which then spirals down out of control, trailing a long streamer of flame and smoke from burning fuel.

Did you see Joe trying to hit up that hot chick at the club last night? She took one look at his geeky 70's clothes, haircut, and nerdy glasses, and shot him down in flames without even opening her mouth to say a word!

by ctsurv553 October 23, 2015