HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

When you see a girl from far away and think that she is hot, but then the closer she comes to you, the uglier she gets. This can be very horrifying for people.

Mark: Yo Alex, look at that hot chick all the way down the road.
Alex: Daaaamn, she's banging and she's coming toward us

Mark: Oh shit, she's not that hot after all.
Alex: Dude, she's not a she....That's a guy...That's Thadius
Mark: I guess she (I mean he) was only HFFA (Hot From Far Away)

HFFA (Hot From Far Away) by poopface66666667 November 7, 2009

The Far Side

Easily the best comic strip ever made, however, Calvin and Hobbes is a close second. Written by Gary Larson, it is unfortunate that many people don't pay attention to The Far Side because some (Or most) of the jokes are difficult to grasp and require a semi-insane mind to laugh at.

One of the most controversial Far Side comics had alligators gathered around an old-fashioned washtub with a caption that read "Bobbing for poodles". Little did most people know that Larson had another caption in mind: "Bobbing for babies".

The Far Side by Black Angel June 8, 2004

As far as you can push a coin

A person, idea, or anything else that won't get very far.

That old car will get you about as far as you can push a coin.
(Jennifer O'Connell)

As far as you can push a coin by Jumper1969 May 1, 2023

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month 

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Pretty good job so far

A common term and a meme from the popular game Dead By Daylight. The meme originated from one of the games developer

I think we did a pretty good job so far

Pretty good job so far by Internetsavior September 22, 2019

good from far but far from good

An instance when a female looks good from a distance. Soon to find out they are one ugly bitch, up close.

"That chick was good from far, but far from good."

good from far but far from good by MF September 5, 2002

its far 

This phrase has a few meanings.
1: something is too far away and the person is too lazy to go and get it or do it.
2: something is too hard to do and this phrase exclaims the point

1:
Joe: hey man could you grab me a coke?
Dan: Its far.....

2:
Dan: So have you started that assignment yet? its due tomorrow.
Jez: Its far...

its far by jeremy martin April 12, 2005