verb: the act of inserting a PVC pipe into the vagina and/or anus of a willing partner and subsequently rolling Hot Wheels down the temperary "expressway".
Barry: Hey Jody it 5:00. You know what that means!
Jody: I know its rush hour. I hate heavy traffic!
Barry: Not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the "Bangkok Expressway"!
Jody: Ooooooooooh! Just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!
Jody: I know its rush hour. I hate heavy traffic!
Barry: Not just rush hour, its time to take a ride down the "Bangkok Expressway"!
Jody: Ooooooooooh! Just be careful because last time we had a 20 car pile up and it messed up my colonoscopy!
by BnC baconator August 5, 2010
Get the Bangkok Expressway mug."mexican express" is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. It is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. Unlike the "bowl pass," which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.
"Oh, you don't have any cash either? That's cool, the McDonald's on 14th takes mexican express."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."
by miaJ March 15, 2009
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