impulsive expert

A person who often decides that he or she is going to know more (about whatever you happen to be talking about) than you know.

I was talking to Anna about my boyfriend the other day, and she kept correcting me about everything I said about him. She's never even met him! Ugh, she ALWAYS does that.

I know, right? She's always such an impulsive expert!

by AHHHHHHbekah. October 28, 2009

whine expert

One who has mastered the art of fine whining (to include both whining and dining and professional whine reviews). This individual can, at a moment's notice, provide deep, nuanced, and exceptionally whiny perspectives and analysis.

Bob: Not to complain, but I feel Jim complains far too often.
Steve: Of course he complains. It's his job, his duty, his sacred charge, if you will.
Bob: Why, whatever do you mean?
Steve: Well Bob, Jim is a certified whine expert, you see.
Bob: Ahh, right then; that explains it.

by Le Complaint Sommelier February 15, 2014

Incest expert

Synonym: Pornstar

Person 1: Whoa.. why is he so in love with his cousins?
Person 2: That’s just Pornstar, he’s an incest expert, straight from Alabama.

by Python3 July 28, 2019

Gold Experience Requiem

It’s basically God. Also the physical definition of an Uno reverse card. Also sends you to a death loop. Just don’t fuck with it, or Giorno Giovanna.

Gold Experience Requiem: I’m basically god motherfucker.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Hershey Experience

When you go to Hershey park with you best friend and you lose every last bit of your innocence and the ability to have whipped cream and marshmallows

Friend 1: Hey you want a marshmallow

Friend 2: No
Friend 1: Why not
Friend 2: Because of the Hershey Experience

by Definitely Mateo November 17, 2021

backpack experience

When a straight girl gets fucked with a strap by a dyke that is kept in her backpack. And it’s so good it’s better than sex with a man for the first time.

I just had my first backpack experience. I am in love with her, but I have a boyfriend.

by IDMS March 21, 2022

The Henry Experience

The English tradition of large communal homosexual suicides of those named Henry

Henry came back from Munich with his boyfriend and went for The Henry Experience.

by Adamsuicides.com June 19, 2009