Can you even ,are three nouns that people trying to be cool use when in the situation that you did something they cannot do or, they feel uncomfortable or, threatened ....👍
by Deeznutterbutterzthe4th April 19, 2016
I can't even is used by the whitest if white girls. The phrase basically means something the girl can't process due to her lack of knowledge of the world outside of Instagram. Usually followed by the response "Then don't!"
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! They messed up my Starbucks order AGAIN!
Girl 2: Just re-order it then.
Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!
Girl 2: Then don't.
Girl 2: Just re-order it then.
Girl 1: I CAN'T EVEN!!
Girl 2: Then don't.
by #bebit4life June 19, 2014
(n.) the level of output at which all costs are equal to revenue. There is niether profit nor a loss.
We make 500 cars a day and sell them for £10,000 each. The cost of making 500 cars in one day is £500,000 so we make no profit and no loss.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
Also 6, 2, and Even. A phrase referring to horseraces, where those numbers on a horse indicated that that horse was most likely to win, so it was the safest horse to bet on. Outside of horseracing, the phrase claims what is most likely going to happen.
Joe: Hey, did you hear about the George leaving his girl?
Philip: Yeah, but I wouldn't worry too much. Six, Two, and Even he'll have another girl in three days.
Philip: Yeah, but I wouldn't worry too much. Six, Two, and Even he'll have another girl in three days.
by Vintage Translator February 02, 2018
What the even hell sandra you cannot blow a kiss to the priest
What the even hell karen, why are you wearing odd shoes.
What the even hell karen, why are you wearing odd shoes.
by Lionking98 July 30, 2021
1. Yall aint gangsta, you aint even on the map
2. KGE? Why are you repping that, you aint even on the map
Rose Hills? You're dead, you aint even on the map
2. KGE? Why are you repping that, you aint even on the map
Rose Hills? You're dead, you aint even on the map
by MickyD24 October 20, 2008
by Wasn'teventhere January 28, 2012