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Equality

Glorified communism.

Just think about it for a minute, equality on paper sounds like the (almost) perfect solution to most of society’s problems.
But in practice… it made more problems.
Same thing happened with communism, they tried it twice and failed. “Third time the charm”? Yeah.. apparently so, they just needed to rebrand it so people wouldn’t be so suspicious of it.

A lot of people think fairness and equality are practically the same thing. Trust me, THEY ARE NOT. They sound the same yes, but when you look at the fine print, there are pretty big differences between the two.
Equality: Let’s say you’re in elementary school and it’s about to be recess. The trouble maker (TM), of the class does something that they weren’t supposed to do and now everyone is in trouble, even though the teacher witnessed the kid causing trouble. The teacher doesn’t care and now every body has to stay inside while the other classes go outside to play.
One person got in trouble? Now EVERYONE is in trouble.

Fairness: We’ll use the same example as before, except this time the TM got what he deserves, the teacher only punishers him and everyone else gets to go outside with all their other friends, from the other classes.
1 person person gets in trouble, only THEY get punished.

Here’s another example: imagine you have two crates of apples in front of you with each crate being able to hold 20 apples, and there’s 20 left to the side. Crate #1 currently has 15 apples while crate #2 has 15.
Equality would be to put 10 apples in each crate. But that doesn’t work since one crate is now over capacity and has too many, while the other doesn’t have enough.

Fairness on the other hand would give 5 to crate #1 and 15 to crate #2, now both crates are evenly filled.

Equality focuses on the “giving” aspect making sure everyone is being treated the same, but this lacks context and reasoning. While fairness is more on the “value” side, seeing every person needing their own needs.
One is constantly overlooked, and one is always misused, you try figuring out which is which.
by Mathew E. May 17, 2023
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Equal

No fuck you Mike. How many of your realities did I fix just there? Why didn't you do the thing I said before I said it, Andy? Did you not know you could do that? Why were you a brokie? Is having the right knowledge more important than doing "the work," Joe? That's what it looks like. It looks like even if you work extra hard and are a super good kickboxer it doesn't really pay off. It looks like it's more important to have the right information than it is to do any kind of work. How much money did you guys make on that first Izzy bet? I didn't even check to see the odds. I didn't even place a bet. I knew the outcome so it wouldn't have even been fair for me to play.
Hym "Yeah, no, I guarantee you are all more equal to eachother... To me... Than you believe I am to any of you, dick-ass."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Equalality

A missaying of the word "equality" commonly used by Twilly to describe what women are in desperate need of.
Women need equalality!
by SockOfSand September 16, 2021
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equal

A well-known manufacturing brand in India known for quality products.

A leading manufacturer and supplier of industrial equipment and home improvement products in India.
Guy 1: Hey, I'm looking to buy some industrial tools and home improvement products, where should I buy them?

Guy 2: It's too easy bro, you should visit the equal online store. It is available on their website also on Amazon.
by Team Equal November 25, 2021
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The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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Banana Equals Three

banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.

It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"
Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.
by PinheadMcJagger September 30, 2011
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NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
NYPD <New York Police Department> Plus Andy Samberg Plus Japan Cigarette Vending Machine Equals Investigation
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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