emochild

A human creation from someone's depressed imagination. This differs from an imaginary friend because these are commonly used as: an excuse to masturbate, a way to get sympathy over the Internet, and a way to prove emoness.

putz: I love Amber so much, but she doesn't love me back. She sees me as a friend. I'm afraid to tell her, because she might never want to talk to me again. Sometimes I cry about the situation. I actually cry myself to sleep about it a lot.
r00723r0: I think you have an emochild. Call the suicide hotline before it's too late.

by r00723r0 September 25, 2006

emote

To be very emotional about a person, place, or thing. the word is a bugbear of grammar purists.

Every time Shirley goes to San Francisco, she'd emote about the hiking trails near the Presidio.

by pentozali October 19, 2006

Emotastic

When something is even gayer than homotastic it's emotastic!

Oh my goth that emo band is emotastic!

by that's fagtatstic!! February 5, 2005

emosh

The crazy dance that emo kids do when others would be moshing. Involves lots of stupid looking swinging feet movements and absolutely no touching anyone/thing else.

"When that thrash metal band came on, the emo kids started to emosh."
"So not right!"

by Dawnie April 29, 2007

emote

Abbreviation of emoticon.

Paul: Hey Dave, check out my new emotes!

Dave: Dude, your emotes suck compared to mine.

Paul: STFU.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

Egothmo

The title given to those who are both a hybrid of the Goth and Emo social classification groups, but who portrays the worst traits from each and is far FAR more annoying read: pitiful than a standard member of either clasification.

Person one: Shannon is pale as hell, wears all black man she must be a Goth chick...

Person two: no dude she's all sad and crap and wants EVERYONE to see her, she's definitely emo.

Person three: no guys, she's too emotional to be accepted by the goths and the emo's don't want to hang with her because she's so pale and and violent so she's egothmo.... Extremely dark and emotional but with no motivation to really do anything.

Person 1 & 2: ooooh!

by Warriorman (wilky, nanners, & mr. Speedo) May 11, 2009

emotainment

noun. amusement generated by the ridiculous statements made by emo people.

Emo Guy posts: "I'm alone again. Ever wish you could tell someone you love them but hate yourself so much you can't? Time to cut myself again."

Facebook friends: "Wow, that is some prime emotainment right there. What an idiot. LOL."

by dr me September 15, 2010