Emergency Cuddle

A cuddle given in a short amount of time, usually in times of panic and distress

My boyfriend was so scared of the clowns, I had to give him an emergency cuddle.

by Jaan Jaan August 5, 2017

emreel liyzman

its like a higher egositical person

always happy with someone that he loves
always take not serious at any situations

shying person
always joking

emreel liyzman

by pillers September 14, 2017

emergency stamp

Having stamps for emergencies. Keeping them in your wallet or your car glovebox for last minute mailing purposes

Man, I forgot to put a stamp on this and the post office is closed. I have to wait to send my love letters.

Here buddy I have my emergency

stamp for last minute mail

That is so emergency stamp

Oh I want to write this down now and send it to my friend, too bad I don’t keep emergency stamps

by TheKingEli July 9, 2018

Emergency_Law

Emergency_Law is a Fuckery of a person. He messes up all the time and kills a lot of people. He is very opposite of the word Smart. He shouldn't be in this world.

That guy is such an Emergency_Law

by DoraTheExplorer102 September 26, 2018

Emergency beer

In the aftermath of a party, or other social event, the remnants of all of the opened beers (all different kinds) that were left lying around are poured into a gallon jug in case of a beer emergency.

Don't forget to add to the emergency beer before getting rid of those containers.

by Urban Defender May 15, 2019

Emergency Double Decker

When you get your date home and realise you don't have any condoms but do have a but plug.
The butt plug is placed in her vagina and you proceed to have anal intercourse.

"I wasn't ready to be a dad, so we did the emergency double decker

by bigscousechris January 28, 2020

Emergency beer bulge

a backup bulge of beer

yo? i forgot my emergency beer bulge!

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020