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Earski

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The art of pleasing someone via the ears
Oh my god he wanted me to give him an earski, What a freak!
by DJ Skimask February 14, 2009
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young ears

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A kid that you probably shouldn't cuss around. They need to keep their innocence. Their ears are young because they haven't heard anything "naughty" yet. Like if your friend accidentally says something in front of your younger sibling, you would say " be careful there's young ears"
Hey don't say that. There are some young ears around.
by Notyouraveragebear009 May 11, 2020
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A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.
Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015
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the walls have ears

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Someone may be listening (a warning that someone could be listening into your conversation/ it is being overheard by someone)
Molly: Hey Josie! Did you hear about what happened to Jess? Josie: Shh! the walls have ears!
by annebug November 4, 2015
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An idiom that means inexperienced or naive.

Its meaning comes from a baby that has just been born and is still wet "behind the ears" among other places.

This term might alternatively have originated on the farm, as it is said that after birth the last part of a foal or calf to dry is the area behind its ears.
"Those con artists thought they could make a quick buck out of me; they thought I was still wet behind the ears. But I showed them!"
by Raging Dragon July 16, 2008
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Ears lowered

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You just got your ears lowered, didn't you?
by hsghl;j October 11, 2010
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stretched ears

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Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.

If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.
N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!

Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."
by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013
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