extreme diagonal

n. the act of crossing the street using the most indirect trajectory possible, resulting in the extreme annoyance and inconvenience of any vehicles waiting for you.
*light turns green*
"the address is just after this intersection. we just have to wait for this pedestrian to cross."
*pedestrian inches across the street at a 45 degree angle to the curb, taking forever and holding up the whole intersection*
"ahhhh not the extreme diagonal!" *HONK*
by juiceboxx January 19, 2013
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Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.
My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday
by WKalas December 29, 2016
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Extreme poser

Someone who makes you hate doing things and going places that are already dull even more.
The mall cop rolled up his/her sleeves so that he/she could show off his/her tattoos to everybody and said to the group that they all must have a death wish if they're still standing there at the mall trying to get in, and that nobody goes in his/her mall since he/she knows what's best for everybody's life and health. The extreme poser was sending everybody home.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2020
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Extreme Sport

A predominantly competitive (comparison or self-evaluative) activity within which the participant is subjected to natural or unusual physical demands. Moreover, an unsuccessful outcome is likely to result in the injury or fatality of the participant, in contrast to non-extreme sport. -Cohen, Baluch and Duffy
Base Jumping is an extreme sport which is very dangerous and risky though very exciting .
by Cohen, Baluch and Duffy 2018 October 31, 2018
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Extreme pedo

Someone that likes young girls even if their family
Dylan is an extreme pedo he likes his cousin
by Bls96 August 04, 2019
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Extreme Hiking

Extreme Hiking is when you meet some strange guy on the internet and he askes you to go hiking in the woods for the first meet.
I am going extreme hiking alone. Would you like to go extreme hiking with me?
by Get Pecked January 10, 2018
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Extreme Facebooking

The act of amassing hundreds of friends over multiple years and then, in one day, posting multiple crotch-shots of yourself, sex pics of yourself and any offensive or racist comments on your Facebook profile for the sole purpose of seeing how many people will De-Friend you in a 24 hr. period.
After normal Facebooking for several years, I grew tired of the medium and decided to do some Extreme Facebooking, so I posted ten before-and-after photos of the night in which I laid a 'Hot Carl' on Ms. Madeleine Albright's chest and proceeded to Chili-dog her, losing 127 friends in the process.
by painfulQueef June 03, 2011
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