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nor'easter

Not a snowball, but it's more like a double snowball. When two people get full loads in their mouths and then snowball each other. It's so intense it's like a nor'easter.
Tom and CJ sucked each other off, held the loads in their mouths and proceeded to make out with each other. The result is a white mess comparable only to raging nor'easters.
by d_leigh November 2, 2008
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easter egg

1) A painted egg, often hidden by the Easter bunny on Easter. May also be a chocolate egg with some sort of filling.
2) A secret, hidden inside a video game, DVD movie, or even one of Strong Bad's e-mails. Often, it's not needed to progress a story.
1) 8-year-old: YAY! The Easter bunny rules! He brought me some Easter eggs.

2) Wow, Strong Bad's emails are not only funny, but the Easter eggs really make me pay attention.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003
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Easter Basket

The act of a man stretching ones own testicles and inserting them into his own anus. Then shitting them out much like the Famous Easter Bunny.
Larry’s girlfriend likes it when he gives her an Easter basket while she’s sucking it from the back.
by ZERO2HERO98 January 3, 2020
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Snor'eastercane

A horrendous mixture of snow, Nor'easter, and hurricane all intended to scare the pants off of the East Coast of the United States.
Did you hear about how Snor'eastercane Sandy will destroy every building in Washington, DC?
by samteezy October 24, 2012
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Easter Bunny that ho

When someone pisses you off and you hide raw eggs all over their house and room to get back at them. They will unwillingly find eggs for years.
Trevor pissed me off, so I had to Easter Bunny that ho
by Hizill November 24, 2007
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Easter Catholic

someone who calls themselves a Catholic, but only attends Mass once or twice a year, such as on Easter.
man 1) "I didn't know he was Catholic. I can't see him being a religious guy at all."

man 2) "That's because he's only an Easter Catholic."
by nre1641634123091 May 23, 2009
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easter egg cunt

When a man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
Mike 1: Easter's coming up man, my lady's gonna make me go to church. Shit.

Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg cunt to look forward to!
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