Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.

Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.

by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023

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nigger dysfunction

Often confused with 'Erectile Dysfunction', Nigger Dysfunction is a disorder that prevents your meat from being turned on by black people.

Johnny:"Look at that black bitch shes so bad!"
Andrew Tate: "Bro I have nigger dysfunction she doesn't turn me on."

by pumpkinfanumtaxJason November 7, 2023

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Projectile dysfunction

Projectile dysfunction is a condition in where a tank or any gun or projectile launcher’s barrel is oddly flaccid.

Person 1:My tank has projectile dysfunction
person 2: what the fu-

by anonymous December 12, 2023

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eructile dysfunction

The inability to burp or belch.

Tom: I feel like I need to burp and just can't.
Craig: I think you might be suffering from eructile dysfunction.

by BuffDudeTotally February 22, 2024

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Erectus Dysfunctionus

A spell learned by wizards who only wish to win in the longterm wizard battles. Gives the accursed erectile dysfunction.

He cast "ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS" on me and now I can't get hard.

or if you are a magic caster

ERECTUS DYSFUNCTIONUS

by Mega-blongus February 6, 2026

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The inability of an elected official to perform their job and serve their constituents. Thus leaving the constituents feeling dissatisfied and forcing them to take matters into their own hands in order to achieve a happy ending.

The senator suffered from electile dysfunction leaving the citizens frustrated and forcing them to deal with the problem themselves.

by Madame Monet April 6, 2025

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Executive Dysfunction

The suite of mental illnesses that prevent a person from being an effective leader.

The experiment is over and the results are in: America's long line of obviously closeted gay presidents has been a total failure. Therefore, the link between homosexuality and Executive Dysfunction is going back in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, period. It's over.

by Publius0987 April 15, 2025

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