Dwarf

Someone who hates being called cute

Person 1: Omg u so tiny
Person 2: FFFFFFFFF
>>person two is a dwarf<<

by Absolutedude101 June 21, 2018

Dwarf Prison

When a vertically challenged person uses their body to pin you down in the bedroom.

She locked me in her dwarf prison.

by Monkian79 August 5, 2023

the snus dwarf

It´s a mysthical creature that stoles bags from bad chewrs while also being friends with good chewers.

"Yo, do you know the snus dwarf?"
"Sadly, yeah, he pured a snus spit on me yesterday..."

by TheSnusMaster October 16, 2018

Dwarf

A Whales Penis

Bryan is a dwarf

by __Zwei__ April 16, 2025

Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel

An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).

Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!

My sister: I know right! It’s adorable

by Angel of russian songs August 8, 2020

filthy dwarf

When you kick a girl in both shins so she can't stand up properly and then shit in her head.

"hey Michelle what's that smell and why are you in your knees?"

"Yeah about that, Harrison gave me a filthy dwarf"

by Schleiermacher December 5, 2016

Midget among dwarfs

Just posting this definition to point out that the expression predates Family Guy by decades, having at least appeared in Paul Schrader's 1971 essay "Notes on Film Noir".

Ralph Meeker, in his best performance, plays Hammer, a midget among dwarfs.

by schraderpaul April 1, 2022