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Poot Dust

The act of farting or pooting, then catching the foul aroma with your hand and sprinkling it on an unspecting person or belongings. It is best when the person has their mouth open so that they can possibly taste it, as well.
Ralph was so trashed, he was not expecting to get poot dust sprinkled upon him.
by carnita horchatas January 24, 2012
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Swamp Dust

The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.
I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.
by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin August 29, 2019
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lezzi dust

(n.) an imaginary dust that is sprinkled over lesbians who become wholeheartedly obsessed with another fellow lesbian, bisexual, straight woman, etc.
Jane: "I don't know what she sees in her."
Susan: "I told you, she has the uh uh."
Jane: "Ew, I don't know, I think she sprinkled the lezzi dust on her."
by #lezzidust July 28, 2014
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Dust bombing

When your man puts powdered sugar on his man meat and you have anal and when he is finished you fart brown powdered sugar into his face. Thus the 'dust' bombing.
Hey Mikayla my eye still has sugar in it from us dust bombing last night.
by Fast Fiver December 9, 2013
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Jungle Dusting

Sprinkling someone else's pillow with pubic hair that's been ground into dust or chopped up into tiny enough pieces that it will 1. not be easily seen or detected and 2. likely be inhaled, ingested and stuck to the face not unlike glitter.

Other names include Grinch Powder, Dream Glitter, The Salty Sandman, Fairy Dust, Pillow Peppering
"Grandma, I am so sorry to have to tell you this right now, with you being in the hospital and so ill.... Okay, remember that Christmas you gave me the 60" Vizio plasma TV when I very clearly wanted the Sony LED? Well, I jungle dusted your pillow the next time you came to stay with us. Whoo! Damn, I feel SO much better now that you know!! Bye gram-gram."

Jungle Dusting.
by PaulAllensCard January 31, 2015
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Dung Dust

A quaint and Mother-in-Law friendly term for the passing of flatulence.
Jesus, Dude you stink, have you just done a dung dust?

Pardon me ladies, for I appear to have just done a dung dust.
by Chloli September 9, 2021
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Bustin' Dust

When an man can no longer produce sperm from ejaculation.
Man 1: Say Jerry, I know you're getting up there in age. Have you thought about having anymore kids?

Man 2: Nope. At my age, I'm just bustin' dust.
by ItsGizmo February 9, 2022
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