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Dr. Phil

Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life
I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.
by swaggygin December 15, 2017
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Dr. Garran

A drink that is created by mixing 1tsp crack cocaine with equal parts vodka and Dr. Pepper.
A: "Dude, I just wanna get messed up".
B: "Yeah bro. I got the stuff, let's go and make a Dr. Garran"
by blackprincess January 15, 2010
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Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.
Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...
by Bangboy February 6, 2010
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dr. perky

A refreshing carbonated beverage. Best of its kind
"Ay you got any dr. perky in the fridge"

"Nah we all out, there mountain lion tho"
by bigballs100 January 21, 2021
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Dr Stranger

Taking the original stranger to the next level and particularly applicable to Marvel fans.

You will need a piece of red cloth or cloak to symbolise the cloak of levitation.
Lean on your arm until completely numb as you normally would when attempting a stranger.

Once numb, fully wrap your hand in the "cloak of levitation" and begin the deed.
As in the Dr Strange film, it will seem the cloak is very helpful in these dangerous situations and will navigate you and yours to safety.
Upon completion simply discard the offending cloak/cloth and blame the multiverse.
Dr Strange: Horny AF I am but the ol' digits aren't quite able to grasp the big fella just yet. Any chance cloaky?

Cloak of levitation: *wrap and whack. I am the Dr Stranger
by ToeKnee Jee March 14, 2021
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Dr Nelson

A equally powerful and refreshing drink made from Admiral Nelson's Spiced Rum mixed with the classic American soft drink Dr Pepper.
Steve: "It's been a long day, I think I'll make myself a Dr Nelson."
by SgtPepperoni December 9, 2012
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Dr. Laura

This is a word for a hypocrite who uses a religion that she does not actually follow in order to bully and insult others. She is quite misogynistic and homophobic.
A Dr. Laura will often claim to be acting in the best welfare of the children, regardless of what the best decision for the child would be - she just wants to sound heroic.
by Admiral Snackbar July 5, 2004
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