dove squatting

When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.

There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.

by B-double-D April 24, 2020

the dove

He who swoops down from apon high or yonder multi story dove box to issue orders of the relaying nature

message from the dove

by dubyah September 21, 2003

Dove Bar

The feces-coated penis of a Caucasian male.

After plowing Jennifer's ass for a good ten minutes, Jimmy offered her steaming-fresh Dove Bar.

by MTroadtripper September 14, 2011

doves in a grass field

this is a metaphor for angels showing up for a funeral after one passes away the doves are meant to symbolize angels coming down to lift you to heaven and or afterlife

look theirs doves in a grass field getting ready to take them to the afterlife

by Robert G. Heath November 8, 2023

Dove

Woman who is short and close to hell, dont piss her off she's not scared to drag you down with her. Poofs alot~ No trace of her, most likely making art drinking a Pepsi, or cuddling chonky cats! Known to many as Daddy Dove and cutejams, sold out in almost every store~ limited edition!!!

Dove is a Canadian!!!! Limited Edition constantly migrating away from your bullshit!

by PepcDove January 30, 2024

Turtle Doved

When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!

Sheila could tell a bad shit was coming. Quickly she turtle doved to the bathroom.

by Kriskiki April 7, 2023

Dove

A lover in a dream

When you can't get out of bed because you're visited by a dove.

by Johnston McKenzie May 6, 2023