bumper sticker douchebag

self explanitory, but if you want further explanation, someone who almost completly covers the rear bumper and trunk area with bumper stickers that contain worthless pieces of personal feeling and/or stupid informational bullshit. this person is probably a douchebag or dickhead in general as well.

yo, look at this car, this guy in front of us is definitly a bumper sticker douchebag.

by MYNAMEIST February 17, 2007

douchebag-mcgraff

A continuation of douchebag, but primarily used by those who want to feel more original. Can be used to replace a name or a pronoun.

"Hey, douchebag-mcgraff...you suck!"

by Kalcaman April 22, 2008

douchebag

a straight laced fool who hangs with his buddies from the frat house 10 years after college trying to pick up on chicks. shops at banana republic. tucks his woven shirt into his khakis and makes fun of people who don't drive nice cars.

"that douchebag is about to get his ass kicked"

by childish adult March 24, 2008

Schrodinger's douchebag

A person who decides if they were being ironic or not base on how people react to it

That guy is a Schrodinger's douchebag

by Professional Jimmy June 9, 2023

REI hippie douchebag

Outdoor enthusiasts that own REI clothing and equipment. They often will wear rain jackets/fleece, a pair of khakis and outdoor shoes(Merrells). They probably voted for Obama and have an Obama sticker on their Subaru.

In Anchorage, AK, REI is the mecca for all the hippie outdoor people. They flock here to buy overpriced equipment. Rain jacket/fleece, khakis, and outdoor shoe is the stamp for REI hippie douchebags in Anchorage.

by REI HIPPY DOUCHEBAG September 20, 2010

Mr. Douchebag

A Song by Your Favorite Martian.

"Dear Mr. Douchebag,

we all agree that,

you are a DUMBASS!

Why cant you see that?"

by TimeIsntTicking June 4, 2022

Douchebag

a willfully ignorant person considered to be a waste of sperm thus polluting the environment from their idiot infection.

any irritating, mis-matching information giving individual who is careless and reckless in societal settings.

any given person suffering from shithead syndrome, dickhead disease, moron malignancy, terminal temper, two-faced tremors or any maliciously intended "cognitive blooper".

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"So dude/chick told me this and then later changed her story claiming another"

"What a douchebag."
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"Dick/Bitch almost hit me on the bike with their truck/car/van."

"What a douchebag."

by Douchebag Annihilator January 2, 2010