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Dry Docked

The technique of crapping in a toilet bowl but sitting backwards on it so it lands on the dry part of the bowl for the next person to enjoy. If it sits long enough it will get stuck and requires multiple flushes to break it free so it can sail out to sea.
Lets get out of here! I just dry docked in the bathroom and the host went in after me!
by themanwiththeplanhellyeah March 30, 2009
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doinker

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").
"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."
by EJ Spode October 22, 2008
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doiko

1)Idiot
2)One who is being silly
"Listen, doiko, what are you doing?"
"You're such a doiko."
by Lulu June 4, 2004
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depot dike

A lesbian who is employed by Home Depot. Hair is typically worn in a "mullet" or parted in the middle and feathered on the sides. Occassionally depot dikes are undistinguishable from their male co-workers. They typically work in the garden or paint department, or as cashiers. Very proficient with power tools and fork lifts.
"Today I saw a really handsome depot dike at Home Depot. It showed me how to repair the flapper on my crapper."
by KWB March 14, 2005
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Doikey

Someone who is stupid and or points out the obvious.
Dude, that bird has wings!
Doikey.
by I am mainkey May 27, 2014
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dikegoros

dikegoros is a word that refers to a nasty, math teacher that happens to be a dyke. replace dike with dyke & goros with a-saurus ---> dyke-a-saurus. these dyke-a-sauruses should not be bothered in their natural habitat, the math room. they get paid & dont teach.
Q: Who do you have for math this year?
A: Dikegoros, or dyke-a-saurus
by Dikegoros hater June 7, 2009
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Diken' it

A word or phrase which represents being butch to an extreme. Butch being defined as super lesbian, or cross dressing as a male/dragging. Often used by gay guys and lesbians but can be used by someone of the straight sexuality as a derogatory term in very rare circumstances.
Someone who would be diken' it would be a woman with a mohawk, lots of camo, a truck with flames on it, and a leather jacket with a pin attached saying call me ladies.

Notice only women can dike it.

Example 1: I saw Jennifer making out with another and the next day she came to school in a leather jacket, and army boots and plad, man she was really diken it'.

Example 2: Katie had recently grown her hair short to look like a boy," oh hell yeah shes diken it."

Example 3: Mistyyy just got back from pride fest with 3 girls, as she should them her guns, "wow she was diken' it!"
by Zyonryu December 16, 2009
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