Dorito

A girl who literally look like a Dorito chip from wearing to much makeup when its all caked on.

She is SUCH a dorito!
I know! Look at all her makeup, its totally disgusting.

by DoritoHater March 3, 2011

Lesbian Doritos

Fresh popcorn cooked in vegetable oil and sprinkled with salt and nutritional Yeast

OMG I have these vegans coming over to watch the movie, I guess I'll have to whip up some lesbian doritos so they can have a snack.

by Jaybirdinaustin November 15, 2011

eating Doritos

A discrete euphemism for having sex. Different flavors classify different sexual acts.

Paul: "So they just started eating Doritos on your bed?"
Rob: "Yeah dude, I had to just sit there a watch"

by Guy with No Life & 2 much time November 5, 2012

Dorito Chip

A girl's bush trimmed down into a triangualr shape, like a dorito.

Man she has a cute Dorito Chip.

by BlueMan1 September 12, 2006

haven Doritos

|hay-vin door-eat-toes|

Cooler Ranch Doritos which have an excessive amount of seasoning and flavouring to them.

There are usually a few chips in each bag at which are excessively covered in seasoning.

To most people these are the best because of their strong flavour and good taste.

These usually lead to benny havens.

Oh sick! I got another haven Dorito! These are so good! There's so much flavour to them and this bag has so many haven Doritos!

by MrJARichard March 12, 2010

Doriţi o muie?

Want a blowjob? In Romanian. Used mostly to scare new kids at school.

Me: Doriţi o muie?
Small Romanian Child: Da! Da!

by OkayThanksBye January 27, 2011

Doritos 3D

A triangular chip produced by Duritos for a limited time. The chip had pocket of air in the center and a trademark smell. This smell overcomes you when the bag is opened, it can only be described as smelling like vomit and wet dog. Contrary to the smell, the chips actually tasted quite good.

"Damn nigga, who threw up? It smells like someone ate a bag of cat shit"

"Just the Doritos 3D's"

by fudgejammer August 23, 2011