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dirty chamath

After you've screwed someone, hand them your used condom like it's a gift. Once they take it, run away while shouting "I've managed my liquidity!". Shit in their foyer closet on the way out of their house.

Never speak to them again.
Man I thought we had something special but then he pulled a dirty Chamath on me.
by Funtimeswithfinance April 16, 2021
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Dirty Elijah

When you pull out mid Stroke, tell them that their Pussy is trash, then knock over and destroy their Flat screen and then leave.
Wow, Donald just pulled a Dirty Elijah, now I have to buy a new T.V
by King Kenroy August 17, 2018
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dirty luciana

An attractive sexy, smart woman that sucks the best .... in the world will make u cum from just the littlest touch will make u cum. is not only enthusiastically sexual but likes to perform freaky and do seductive things to a partner/ boyfriend. Just a dirty beautiful Luciana yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10
by Dirty.Yes April 15, 2020
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Dirty Colwell

The act of eating out a girl then bitting the clitoris very hard until she screams then laughing at her pain
Last night was a long night I heard Nicole get a dirty Colwell by jose
by DaddyandFatty April 9, 2013
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Dirty Mott

A Dirty Mott, AKA Upper Decker, is the disturbing act of defacating in the upper tank region of a toilet. While something of this nature requires superb balance, bowel control and ass-eye coordination, perhaps the most important skill is simply the balls-out willingness to shit in someones toilet tank.
"Good god, somebody hit our toilet with a dirty mott!"

"What the fu..." Blake trailed off in disgust as he realized the brown substance flushing INTO the toilet bowl from the tank was the result of a dirty mott.
by the fear boners January 26, 2014
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dirty hank

When you wipe your ass with a bare hand and then shake hands with someone
That douche bag at work is getting a dirty hank tomorrow
by Tikity December 1, 2017
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Dirty paddy

The act of shitting in a girls pillow case and whipping round the room blindfolded till you hit her.
The missus was saying we should spice things up in the bedroom she wasn't expecting the dirty paddy
by P money April 3, 2020
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