Five finger discount

A word that is used for stealing. To do this you have five fingers and you use them to get what you want when you want

Bro lets go to Victoria's secret and five finger discount some panties I'm commando right now

by Sarahlively13 September 21, 2018

Homie discount

Yeah they yah homie but you gotta make a living too, bussiness is bussiness.. there is no homie discount.

"Aye I'm yah boy, lemme get the homie discount."
"The homie discount is me allowing you to enjoy my bussiness/product without issue."

by YourLocalTattooArtist April 20, 2025

Blackout Discount

Waking up after blacking out with various Sheetz's food in your pocket that you did not buy.

I guess we went to Sheetz's I brought my Blackout Discount.

by THawley April 16, 2011

Billy Bob Discount

A discount at a store, restaurant, or other business given for any possible reason, (e.g. expired coupons, government employee discount, police discount, etc).

1. I told the customer I could not issue them a discount because managers said we could not accept expired coupons, but when the customer raised hell and asked to speak to a manager, the manager Billy showed up and gave them a Billy Bob discount anyway.

2. Dude, I came home from Iraq and stopped at Chic-Fil-A on the way home in uniform and they gave me a Billy Bob discount on my meal. They’re an awesome restaurant. I love them.

3. Urban Waitress: “Is y’all in the militaries? Cuz I was going to give y’all a Billy Bob Discount!”

by CBGLW December 6, 2018

kanoe discount

When you are a honeygirl who gets love and affection from everyone. Gets the hook up everywhere she goes with just a smile.

Person 1:I thought the rental car cost $250

Person 2: Kanoe discount got it down to $100.....yayyyy

by Djsnow February 17, 2017

customer influx discount

A temporary discount given to customers when purchases are low to encourage more purchases.

We haven't had many customers this morning, apply the customer influx discount to lower prices.

by customerdiscount March 10, 2024

volume discount

A percentage off da standard price dat you are allowed if you ask for it loudly.

If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P

by QuacksO March 15, 2023