1: Calling a preexisting sexual position/sexual act by a nonconventional name.
2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
Ex. 1:
Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!
Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.
Ex. 2:
Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!
Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.
Ex. 2:
Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??
Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.
by Happenstances August 26, 2012
Get the Reinventing the Dildomug. A town on the island of Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.
Dildo won the Harrowsmith Magazine Award in 2001 as one of the ten prettiest small towns in Canada. :)
Dildo won the Harrowsmith Magazine Award in 2001 as one of the ten prettiest small towns in Canada. :)
by mistercity July 22, 2006
Get the Dildo, Canadamug. Frodo's gay brother.
Frodo Baggins had the ring.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
Dildo Baggins had butt-sex with other men, elves, hobbits, and yes even dwarves.
by Moppe April 11, 2009
Get the Dildo Bagginsmug. A dildo that has blood on it because it was used while a girl was on her period so it has blood on it.
Also it can refered to as a bloody dildo when someone attacks another person with a dildo and gets blood on it.
Also it can refered to as a bloody dildo when someone attacks another person with a dildo and gets blood on it.
Danny: dood i was giving a girl a fish eye and she was so pissed she pushed me off the bed and under the bed i saw a bloody dildo.
Zack: oh my god she had a bloody dildo under her bed?
Zack: oh my god she had a bloody dildo under her bed?
by nocoke4uonlyme January 6, 2009
Get the Bloody Dildomug. FAILURE. One so depraved, believed to have sprouted from the murder hole-a person so pathetic. One who fails at everything. Furthermore inclined to take it in the ass by strange Craigslist dudes in a van behind 7-11. Additionally, one who is unable to complete simple tasks and shirks every responsibility. A ne'er do anything. A constant emotional, physical and financial drain on all, society in general. A dildo fuckhead is one who's bathing and hygienic practices are unknown. A person who smells like butt rape, soiled clothes and big foots dick. A dildo fuckhead is a truly vile person who's chance encounter will leave you with scarred visions and emotional trauma.
Craig stop being such a dildo fuckhead! I'm gonna hose you down and fuck you in the street.
Alexis that dude Aaron is a dildo fuckhead, how could you touch that thing!
Alexis that dude Aaron is a dildo fuckhead, how could you touch that thing!
by SocietyHouse January 13, 2010
Get the Dildo Fuckheadmug. by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
Get the Dildo chucksmug. by Kelvin the Ice Dragon December 13, 2014
Get the Dragon dildomug.