weapons of mass destruction

A weapons system only allowed for US,Russia,France, UK, China and Israel. Other countries with ambitions of owning such systems will be Bush-wacked at billions and billions dollars of cost to the unemployed American taxpayer.

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Distraction

A new show (As of February 2005) on Comedy Central, it's alright.

There was this one bit where the host would give the capital of a country, and the contestants would have to name the country...The tricky bit is after they buzzed in, they'd get a bottle smashed over their head.

Host: Madrid
Contestant: *buzz*
Man: *smashes bottle over head of contestant*
Contestant: Duhh...uhh...Italy...

by A non-e-mouse February 3, 2005

Countdown to Destruction

A term used in conjunction with an upcoming, exciting event in which one will drink destructively; Often shortened to "Countdown", the term is usally used when one is counting down the days until he or she can simply let loose and destress/deconstruct.

Ex. It's countdown this weekend, girl!

by Jenaphur August 27, 2005

distractionist

Person with an unnatural talent for distracting people.

Bryan, Danielle, and Ashley are all master distractionists.

by bNz719 October 10, 2010

destruction

Depends on what end of the pen you're looking at it from

I recently dreamed that the ghost of a woman who used to live in my apartment visited my bedside. She told me her name was Marguerite. She proceeded to ask me about my life as she rifled through my belongings. "What are you looking for?" I asked. "My destruction," she said. I asked her to define "destruction." She smirked. "It depends on what end of the pen you're looking at it from."

by Dusty Cioffi May 1, 2008

constructive destruction

Destruction in which no one is hurt, with a positive end result, such as catharsis, joy, jubilation, uncontrolled laughter, a feeling of release, an elevated spirit, a sense of relief, a sense of empowerment, a sense of adventure, or just the satisfaction of doing something that you would never have done, otherwise. Specifically, the smashing of ceramic and glassware, in a place created for this purpose only.

The act of releasing negative or pent up energy in a safe, controlled environment, so as to avoid lashing out at others, and to perpetuate proper behavior in public.

Smashing something, and having an incredibly fun time doing it.

Packaged and introduced to mainstream America, and brought into widespread modern acceptance, by a shop in San Diego, called Sarah's Smash Shack.

John: "I need to do something fun and different tonight. I feel a little pent up and irritated by life in general. I think I'll go take part in some constructive destruction at Sarah's Smash Shack. Yeah, I'm going to smash some shit up, and let go of this crap."

Christine: "I've heard of that! Constructive destruction! Smashing shit, where no one gets hurt, and they clean up the mess. No regrets! What a great idea. I've got some crap, I need to throw away, too!"

by GingerMac July 4, 2009

mutually assured destruction

teachers call it MAD
when two countries come to an understanding that if one country launches an attack the other will retaliate with equal force

when jenifer gillbert walks into a class room

by Doughboy September 2, 2003