Derp

A literary or spoken phrase that combines elements of "WTF" and "cool story bro". Laced with condescension "derp" is a common form of web-based libel that is almost didactic; however not quite as it is generally a sardonic gesticulation rather than moralistic chastisement. The spoken sense of the world itself conveys an intrinsic feeling of disappointment with a subtle hint of disgust and an overtone of rebuke.

Joel: "I'm a lyrical genius!"
Devon: "Derp."

by Jove Lenod December 6, 2011

herp de derp

What one says when there is nothing else to say.

Man-"I cheated on you with your mom"
Woman-"herp de derp"

by LAbabayy May 10, 2011

derp stick

one who speaks incorrectly or makes clumsy/dumb mistakes frequently

that ole Jim is quite the derp stick

oh yeah, just the other day he thought a pop tart was an anthill

by nyysony11 November 16, 2011

Derp Eyes

Slightly crossed or blank looking eyes. Similar to those of a mentally retarded individual

That bitch that The Patriot Game got da hots for? Dat bitch got dem derp eyes!

by eatdirtfartdust December 21, 2012

deepslate

Deepslate- A new minceraft block from 1.17.

See that chad he builds with deepslate

See that chad he builds with deepslate.

by rip_amongus69 July 11, 2021

merpy derp

A word used when a fucking idiot is speaking such as cooper carmody, sheila sweeney, jack lockett, elizabth castillo and manymore and u really just feel like murdering them sometimes bc u cant deal w those fucking idiots like mery derp, an i rightt?

Liz: a dog has 4 legs

Me: merpy derp

by Deeznutsbitchmeg February 12, 2017

Mr. Dempsey

The most practically useless, laziest teacher you ever have. And although he is practically a hoarder, and refuses to throw anything away, you'll get lectured for 20 minutes if you drop 1 scrap of paper on the floor.

"Hey did you see Mr. Dempsey shaving in his car earlier?"
"Yeah! What a guy!"

by Jess18 September 3, 2014