Deja-dick

When having sex, you finish, leave, and when she wakes up she doesn’t know what happened

Bertha: Hey Kate I think Jason totally Deja-dicked me Saturday

Kate: Oh, so your gonna be a single mom

by Hornet-Taker December 7, 2022

Deja Cute

when you see someone hot who looks like someone hot you used to know

“Isn’t she that girl you met from the party?”

“Nah bro, different chick. you just got deja cute”

by Dick boring May 24, 2018

deja womb

orginally described by freud to apply to only men, deja womb is the feeling of dreaming of a place and feeling as if you've been there before, but what it is reminding you of is the womb.

bro, my dream last night gave me mad deja womb.

by yalcompower March 29, 2023

Deja douche

When you meet someone new and initially think they're really cool, only to realize how horribly wrong you were about fifteen minutes later.

"Oh, so you're a Nickelback fan? Wow, deja douche!"

by buckfutter666 March 11, 2014

deja vu

Ok heres what i think deja vu is. there are two possibilities.

1. Since humans only use about a quarter of our brain power we may be experiencing a sudden increase in our minds capabilities for a short moment resulting in a psychic remembrance of a current situation causing you too feel you have experienced it already.

2. There is a matrix and a glitch has occured. what happens is you experience a repeated situation then you say "didnt this happen already" and then the programmers of the matrix program your mind to say oh its just deja vu.

What the fuck, i feel like i already wrote this definition before, o well its deja vu.

by ur dads hairy nipple August 31, 2005

Deja Facebook

When you look at someone and realize you just saw them wearing exactly what they're wearing in the exact same place in a picture on facebook that you either saw recently or just was looking at. Similar to Deja Vu

"Whoa Tyler I was just looking at a picture of you wearing that Kazaam shirt! Deja Facebook!"

by Alaskan_dude February 28, 2009

Deja Poo

When you take a dump and it feels the same, looks the same, smells the same.

Deja Poo motherfucker, Deja Poo.

by dickdragondog November 24, 2010