Death

Death is a one time usable “get out of work or school or jail” card, it has an expiration date that will instantly use itself at a certain age, if you get hit by a bus or get stabbed or any of that bullshit then the card might accidentally play itself. Also emo people use it a whole lot.

Friend 1: hey do you wanna go skating later?

Friend 2: yeah sure what time

Friend 1: 01:30

Friend 2: ok I’ll be there!

Some random emo guy: ima use the death card tonight

by H4PPY February 3, 2023

Death

Death is a transition from mortality (physical world) into immortality (afterworld). -Emeasoba George

Death is unavoidable.

by Emeasoba George March 8, 2018

death

the old wive's tale that your hair and teeth still grow after you die is wordbullshit/word. Your skin shrinks, making it appear as if your nails and hair grow.

When you feel impatient turn to your left and ask advice from death

by tin ass September 10, 2003

Death

Picture a really small mouse that just happens to also be the master of all things. Then one day he doesn't like you.

Hey look a mouse. Why don't you like me? Oh, you're a death mouse...OK.

by Epel the Weely-boy Monster (It's ePEEL) July 20, 2003

Death

a being who is in control of death, the highest muderer. He dominates all who die and resides in Hell, only few have ever been on deaths safe side

And death greeted me in open arms.

Death found me and he said my tiem was up

by House of Death December 2, 2007

Deathing it

This is another term used for when you are hit by The White Death after smoking too much pot.

Oh man! This guys totally deathing it!

by The Spooky Twigg October 29, 2004

Death

1. Whenever u meet Chuck Norris you experience a weird sensation, it is called death
2. When you fart silently, it is the nastiest fart u could take
3. When u fall in a grave

1. Hey i felt the death man
2. Eww Death fart
3. I fell to my death

by Awesomedude32 February 16, 2009