Danish Swearwords

A Danish word which is frowned upon.

For satan din fede idiot.
For fuck sake you fat idiot.
Danish Swearwords

by pis LORT FUCK DIN MOR June 11, 2018

Danish Kringle

External cum shot; Act of ejaculating on an anus and having the semen present on it. Similar too a Creampie the main difference being the cum is shot on to instead of in strictly an anus.

"... then pulling out and finishing right on their asshole, i had created the perfect Danish Kringle!"

by Dankest memer 420 December 18, 2018

daishanae

Daishanae - is a strong material matters, determined and stubborn. You have good business ability. You are a good worker, steady and practical, a builder who takes responsibility well. These qualities may bring you a position of authority and power. You are a doer, down-to-earth, serious-minded, reliable, and self-disciplined; have good power of concentration.You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
Position and social status is very important for you and you are always looking for way to improve your position in society. You have power and ability to chose your own destiny and achieve anything you want in life. You can expand in any direction according to your will and the set of values. You have passion for justice and belong to the position of authority. You have an inherent courage and endurance to accomplish "The Impossible Dream". With the power comes responsibility. You hold keys to the material world, but with this gift comes high spiritual responsibility to be fair and true to others. You are philosophical and mature, determined and intense with a desire to endure, often religious.

DAISHANAE IS VERY COURAGEOUS

by Daishanae You are strong April 16, 2019

Danish Handshake

A sexual, and extremely disturbing sexual act, in which you fist a girl in her vagina so hard, that her intestines play peekaboo throughout her asshole.

See fisting.

"I gave that bitch a danish handshake before she dumped me. LOLz0rzroflmaomg!11!"

by Mitch Teh 1337 May 6, 2009

danish chum-bucket

The act of vomiting into your lover's mouth mid-coitus. Also known as 'grolsching.'

Do you remember Kelly? I totally gave that bitch a Danish chum-bucket last night!

by Paht December 9, 2008

danish surprise

A Danish Surprise is the act of farting on someone's pillow.

While my wife got up to use the bathroom, I gave her a danish surprise before she returned.

by Bonkj October 10, 2013

Danish Strudel

The act of relaxing one's bowels and expelling carefully aimed fecal matter from the anus into an exposed fat roll of a gluttonous unsightly woman of great mass (fat person) and then proceeding to simulate intercourse using this excrement filled fat roll.

Terry: "Yo' Dave! I just Danish Strudeled fat Jane!"

Dave: "You sick fuck Terry."

by El Hombre' July 5, 2012