Dr. Yesterday

Someone who is hopelessly un-hip & out of date.

Phil: Hey Norm, I'm thinking of getting tickets for the Stevie Ray Vaughn concert for me & my 20 year old g/f.
Norm: Hey Dr. Yesterday, I think she'd rather go to to see Gwen Stefani. Plus, just so you know, Stevie Ray Vaughn's been dead for like 15 years, cockhead.
Phil: Oh...

by Bangboy February 6, 2010

Dr. Garran

A drink that is created by mixing 1tsp crack cocaine with equal parts vodka and Dr. Pepper.

A: "Dude, I just wanna get messed up".
B: "Yeah bro. I got the stuff, let's go and make a Dr. Garran"

by blackprincess January 15, 2010

Dr. Doom

Super villain from the Marvel Universe. Arch enemy of the Fantastic 4, leader of the fictional country of Latveria, and a personal favorite character of creator Stan Lee. Uses his knowledge of science and magic to carry out his evil schemes.

Person 1: Hey, remember Dr. Doom?

Person 2: Yeah, they really screwed him over in the 2005 Fantastic 4 movie. What super villain is defeated by water other than the Wicked Witch of the West?
Person 1: You think that's bad, remember in the comics when he got defeated by squirrels?
Person 2: Yeah, he just can't get a break.

by Captain Vince Clortho June 30, 2015

Dr. Topper

Someone who has reached the absolute highest level of "one upping" or topping someone else. Only true masters of this quality, which are far a few between, acheive the prestigious title.

As Dr. Topper was in his Platinum Edition rig; checkin the weight on my new gold chain; he glaced at his rolex and noticed he better get infront of his 70" inch TV because a Kojak marathon was starting in 5 min.

by WD40Fox October 24, 2019

Dr. Jinjie

A man who is an absolute menace to society, he is gang affiliated and his favorite sex position is reverse frosty lumberjack and he also is a doctor who specializes in abortions

Avoid Dr. Jinjie, that man beat the absolute fuck out of that boy kevin and raped his dog

by PkTheArsonist July 4, 2021

Dr. Phil

Someone who tries to be a peacemaker in an arguement but ends up making it worse. To really hit the head on the nail, this person could be a complete wanker who got famous off of Oprah and has looked like the same pedophile for literally his entire life

I was arguing with my friend about whether water is wet or not and Dr. Phil decided to come over and “resolve” the problem. Instead, my friend has a black eye and a restraining order against me.

by swaggygin December 15, 2017

Dr. Laura

This is a word for a hypocrite who uses a religion that she does not actually follow in order to bully and insult others. She is quite misogynistic and homophobic.

A Dr. Laura will often claim to be acting in the best welfare of the children, regardless of what the best decision for the child would be - she just wants to sound heroic.

by Admiral Snackbar July 5, 2004