The state of matter in which you are called up to the board in class with an erection. In a last ditch effort to deflect that which is erect you offer a means of distraction, such as a brick through a window or a pair of inflatable fake boobs.
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This is a definitive measurement of a man's penis growth potential, or PGP. In the slang world there are two types of penises--growers and showers. Growers are men with penises that are comparably small when not erected, but grow significantly when aroused. Showers are men with penises that are long when not erected, but do not gain very much length when aroused, giving them the appearance of "showing off" when not in use. The Erection Ratio comes into use here. Whereas before there was two types of penises that were loosely defined, we now have a way of roughly determining whether or not someone is a grower or a shower. The Erection Ratio is the ratio of the erect penis to the inerect penis, expressed like 4:1 or 2.5:1. A grower is someone whose ratio is 1.7:1 or higher; a shower is someone with a ratio less than 1.7:1 (but not less than 1:1 or your penis shrinks when you get an erection!).
This is a definitive measurement of a man's penis growth potential, or PGP. In the slang world there are two types of penises--growers and showers. Growers are men with penises that are comparably small when not erected, but grow significantly when aroused. Showers are men with penises that are long when not erected, but do not gain very much length when aroused, giving them the appearance of "showing off" when not in use. The Erection Ratio comes into use here. Whereas before there was two types of penises that were loosely defined, we now have a way of roughly determining whether or not someone is a grower or a shower. The Erection Ratio is the ratio of the erect penis to the inerect penis, expressed like 4:1 or 2.5:1. A grower is someone whose ratio is 1.7:1 or higher; a shower is someone with a ratio less than 1.7:1 (but not less than 1:1 or your penis shrinks when you get an erection!).
What is my erection ratio? 35:1. Or in other words, my penis is 35 times longer when erect than when inerect. That makes me a hardcore grower.
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Get the One Direction Errection mug.Directioners are dedicated about One Direction. You are only considered a Directioner if you have been there for the boys since day 1. July 23rd 2010 at 8:22pm was when One Direction was formed and saved millions of girls lives. Directioners are not to be messed with, they can either be your best friends or your enemies. Directioners are the best fans in the world and people can hate but we'll stick up for the boys no matter what! Hate on us but not on One Direction, they are our boys, our heroes. They are the 5 most good looking, talented, caring boys that you'll ever meet, they love us and we love them. As Louis Tomlinson said, 'It's like a teamwork between them and us.' They saved our lives and we are so grateful for having them in our lives. Hate on us as much as you want but you don't hate on them, we'll be there. Directioners will always stand up for the our boys. We love One Direction.
'Look, it's those Directioners.. I've heard they're the best fans in the world!'
'Oh my god, Directioners are looking at us, don't look!'
'Oh my god, Directioners are looking at us, don't look!'
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If a Directionator found out Harry & Caroline were dating they would suddenly hate them and act like their not their fan, but as soon as a big hype about One Direction comes, they will be all over them and act like they were real fans.
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A Runescape nerd quits and then goes outside into the real world for the first time and sees an ugly woman then gets his first erection. Runescape nerds usually walk around Gayscape and ask virtual girls to become their girl friend. The virtual girl will accept only if he is rich in the game. They do not know how each other look like nor have they meet in real life. Maybe it's big foot on the other computer.. who knows. The Runescape nerd then asks the virtual girl to "talk dirty"
The virtuall girl starts talking dirty then the Runescape nerd experiences sticky stuff coming out of his sex organ. The Runescape nerd then asks to do in-game emotions such as "headbang" The 3 pixel character then performs "headbang" for the Runescape nerd to enjoy.
A Runescape nerd quits and then goes outside into the real world for the first time and sees an ugly woman then gets his first erection. Runescape nerds usually walk around Gayscape and ask virtual girls to become their girl friend. The virtual girl will accept only if he is rich in the game. They do not know how each other look like nor have they meet in real life. Maybe it's big foot on the other computer.. who knows. The Runescape nerd then asks the virtual girl to "talk dirty"
The virtuall girl starts talking dirty then the Runescape nerd experiences sticky stuff coming out of his sex organ. The Runescape nerd then asks to do in-game emotions such as "headbang" The 3 pixel character then performs "headbang" for the Runescape nerd to enjoy.
runescape erection runescape nerd examples:
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: hey
Runescape nerd: wanna be my gf or marry me
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: do I know you asshole? picking up girls in this 4 pixel game GO GET A LIFE FUCKTARD
Runescape nerd: reported noob
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: whatever no lifer what was the last park you visited??
Runescape nerd: falador park
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Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: hey
Runescape nerd: wanna be my gf or marry me
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: do I know you asshole? picking up girls in this 4 pixel game GO GET A LIFE FUCKTARD
Runescape nerd: reported noob
Gayscape hater boy playing as woman: whatever no lifer what was the last park you visited??
Runescape nerd: falador park
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