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Democrat

One who is willing to sacrifice personal safety for their countrymen because everyone, not just some, deserve justice and equality.
Republican: Did you hear about the soldier that jumped on a grenade to save his fellow soldiers?
Democrat: Yes. He was a Democrat, and they were all Republicans.
by Liberal Combat Vet September 7, 2010
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democracy

Moron: I love democracy!
Intellectual: So, you like a form of government where retards have the final say?
Moron: Damn straight!
by Vestros August 15, 2014
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Democrat

The better educated of the two major political parties. Democrats have reasonal beleifs such as,
-a fair tax system where the rich are taxed more and the middle class get tax cuts
-personal privacy rights ex. abortion and gay marriage
-civil rights
-numerous government programs such as medicare, medicaid, social security, welfare
-close government regulation of business
-extensive funding for government programs and public education
-war only when absolutely neccesary
-evolution
-separation of church and state
F.D.R.Barrack ObamaJ.F.K.Bill ClintonDemocrat
by poopygrass675 June 22, 2010
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SUV Democrat

A fairly wealthy person with Democratic (as opposed to Republican) political leanings. Often carries the connotation that their lifetsyle is not entirely in sync with the philosophy of their politics. Found in high concentrations around Aspen, Colorado and Berkeley, California.
Dick: "Look at that! Another GMC Envoy with a Kerry/Edwards bumpersticker."

Jane: "Looks like another SUV Democrat."
by Cosmo August 1, 2005
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Texan Democracy

The action taken to solve a situation, usually by means of something barbaric like wrestling. People of lesser strength tend to lose this type of solution.
Guy1: hey, that was my foods D:

Guy2: yeah? lets settle it with some good ol' Texan Democracy *wrestles Guy1 and wins and takes the spoils*

Guy1: sniff
by girrocks June 9, 2011
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Democratitis

When Democrats lose an election and resort to violence thinking that they can change the outcome of the election.
Oregon has become a major hub of democratitis.
by Dump truck November 11, 2016
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democracy

Democracy relies on the public. The public is stupid.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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