Cunted

To be treated like a fool or to be taken advantage of by someone.

Jim says: Gee Robert, I got ripped off by the people who sold me my new bike.
Robert says: Yeah, you got well cunted by them.
Jim says: Yeah..I got cunted for sure.

by Capt_Blueballs April 20, 2018

Custerbate

The act of crying while masturbating.

My girlfriend just dumped me, I think I'm going to go home and custerbate.

by Anonymous 12359285 January 3, 2018

Cunted

To severely hurt or damaged something or someone

Daryl is in the hospitsl. Yeah I cunted him last night

by Arbinater May 31, 2018

Cushed

To be buttfucked by a half naked gorilla while eating purple cherries

Sand nigger 1: aye nigga where da fuck jarome at
Sand nigger 2: that nigga in the hospital he got cushed

by Nigga balls July 17, 2018

custodial-scepter

Toilet brush, mop, or broom. Similar to the ornamented staff carried by royalty; the tool of the custodial trade is symbolic for anyone cleaning up crap others leave behind. Unlike the ornamented staff carried by dignitaries, the custodial scepter is actually useful.

Julia spun her custodial-scepter in a perfect circle scrubbing the resistant residue from the porcelain altar of excretion relief. Her toilet would be clean before company arrived by gosh!

by Jules.Sheehy August 3, 2018

Cunted

When one has been talked down to by a know it all lady.

My subcontractors were deeply offended when our customers mother cunted them...

by Mahalo mf August 21, 2018

CUNTED

when you’re absolutely fucked, completely shit faced, you’re just so fucking cunted that you tweetus deletus

Swaggersouls said: *it's 5am and I'm absolutely cunted*

by sunromantic March 23, 2019