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hairy cushion

The act of sitting on someone's face who has a full beard and mustache.
I sat on his face, it was a real hairy cushion.
by Isyaboyshrimpdick August 6, 2021
mugGet the hairy cushionmug.

Cushion Pusher

Not dirty. Literally a professional who has the job of pushing cushions around. Not about sex.
My father, and my father's father before him and now me. We have all worked as cushion pusher.
by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
mugGet the Cushion Pushermug.

Cushionable

The ability for something to be cushioned.
my shoe was very cushionable
by 4_E.4 February 14, 2025
mugGet the Cushionablemug.

Whoopie Cushion

When a man scissors a woman and puts his asshole up to her vagina and farts, and then she queefs it out.
“Dude, last night I gave Madison the Whoopie Cushion”
by TheLastVirginOnVenus October 26, 2017
mugGet the Whoopie Cushionmug.

double-cushioned

To be wedged between two onepers, especially on public transport.
OMG, Lucy! I am sooooo going to sue the airline for leaving me double-cushioned on my flight over!
by summerbree October 18, 2022
mugGet the double-cushionedmug.

cushion couple

when a really usually hot in-shape guy is seen with his huge whale-ish girlfriend and makes all the hot and worthy women really mad.
bystander 1.) oh my gosh look at that guy!! he is soooo hot!

bystander 2.) i know but look he belongs to a cushion couple..

bystander 1.) what a shame.

bystander 2.) we always lose the hot ones to the hephers..
by kshizzle2120 September 3, 2009
mugGet the cushion couplemug.

Alabama Whoopee Cushion

An Alabama Whoopee Cushion is an act between two siblings where the male ejaculates inside the female’s mouth, then tickles her until the cum sprays everywhere out of her mouth.
“Bro! Last night I did the Alabama Whoopee Cushion with Sandra!”
What the fuck is wrong with you? Isn’t that your sister?”
“And?”
by SoakedPants September 4, 2024
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