Love Cuffs

Hand cuffs cover in furry material, used during kinky sexual encounters.

I'm going to use my love cuffs to cuff you to the bed, you've been bad bad boy.

by ilivein609 January 21, 2011

CUFF AND PUFF

The art of cuffing a fart in your hand/palm and releasing it in front of someones face. Ultimately in the end forcing them to inhale (puff) the rancid odor.

You simply reach down your pants, make a cup or saucer like configuration with your hand, fart, close tightly and let loose around the face.

Cuff and Puffs have been entertaining kids from Somalia for hundreds of years

The cuff and puff speaks for itself.

by Nick Mac November 4, 2007

muff cuff

1. Noun, a person, usually a fat ugly girl (mostly virgins) or camp homosexual twinks (mostly sluts), who would employ physical and mental tactics to prevent a guy from getting lucky with their "friends". Deep down they are either closet minge munchers who wants the girl or a homosexual guy who wants to "turn" the guy.
Muff cuffs truly believe what they do are justifiable and would not express a drop of remorse.
Clinical studies showed that this population have a 0.1% chance of getting a life of their own. There is a national (toll free) helpline....0800-muff-cuff-911...

2. Verb - An altruistic act of preventing a female object being approached by an unsuitable male (or female) suitor, and to exclude the possibility of the female objects getting sexual pleasure from the interested parties, apart from themselves.
The act of muff cuff ranges from psychological mind games, verbal threats to physical assaults to both parties. Sadly, there is no criminal law against the act of muff cuff so far.

1. (Noun) Sassy said "Last night, I met a really cute guy at the club but I got "muff cuffed" by Hugo, I know he just wanted to protect me"
Lulu replied "Don't be so naive, Hugo wanted the guy for himself! You could see pre-cum on his pants when he was chatting to him!"

2. (Verb) Brian sighed "Erica is a Class A "muff cuff", there is no way I can get lucky with Stephanie"
Hugo replied "Yeah, I know. I bet it's because Erica secretly wants to eat Steph's minge"

by Ming Fu January 27, 2008

Chinese Wiener Cuff

When 1 dude puts his foreskin over the other dudes dick head

When I wanna get down like Shazzam from H-Town with my homo lover, I dazzle him with the Chinese Wiener Cuff! Works every time!!

by 40 ounces of 4 skin August 28, 2007

cuff or duff

Smash or pass

Or to have sexual intercourse or not

When I asked if she would cuff or duff me and she said duff man I was so ebarassed

by Chip550 August 1, 2017

Cruffin

The food of godliness that combines the 3 greatest foods of all time - the Pie, Muffin, and Cookie. It consists of a Pie shaped mass of cookie dough, baked until its hard and cookie like, followed by a delicious centre of chocolate chip or double chocolate chip muffin stuffing.

"Oi gimme a slice of that Cruffin!"

by Cruffin Man April 18, 2008

cuff

Although meaning to "make a chick your own", the term cuf can also be used as the word "cuf" with only one F to describe having sex with a girl. Cuff can be used in two different ways.

When used in a sentence where the guy talks offensively about a girl (i.e. bitch or female) the term means "to fuck".

When used in a sentence where the guy talks respectfully about a girl (i.e. girl or chick) the terms means "to date".

Juan : Damn , I really like this girl Marisa bro.

Alex: Really?? I thought you were just tryna cuff that bitch.

Juan : Nah bro, I actually wanna cuff her and make her mine..

Alex : Smh kid ... smfh.

by dhat_ninja_alexxx July 8, 2011