Dirty Cupcake

When a woman is licking a man's asshole and he farts while she is performing said act.

"I will never lick his ass again because he gave me a Dirty Cupcake!"

by Tim/Brit May 12, 2010

cupcake stan

A cupcake stan is what you call users in stan twt that are super sensitive to nsfw jokes and topics. They would be the first to comment "wtf" on a BARE-MINIMUM nsfw post, joke, or copypasta and would often mistake any nsfw joke as "sexualization." They have autocaps on, use clapped emojis, and have fat ratios. They're basically the stan twt equivalent of fifth-graders during a lecture about sex in Science class. You can't make any BARE-MINIMUM nsfw jokes around them or you'll end up in an nsfw blocklist.

random user: *idol name*'s cock is monstrous. it's big and throbbing.

cucpake stan: WTF???? How dare you!? You're disgusting...
random user: ew a cupcake stan

by mai peen eslong August 7, 2020

Cupcakin'

To kiss your significant other over and over in a flirtatious, adoring manner. Canoodling and repeated kissing because two people are smitten with each other.

He was cupcakin' her neck all night long.

by MJ2009 January 5, 2009

Cupcake

When a muffin is consumed by magic.

When a muffin and a unicorn fall in love they have cupcake

by Sarah D. March 18, 2007

chupacabara

a mythical creature wich is known to feast on animal blood such as goats, dogs, etc.
(means "goat sucker" in spanish.)

i have seen the chupacabra! and its hideous mannnn. i mean its freakin ugly.

by bill cosby November 22, 2002

all over it like a monkey on a cupcake

To be the first one to jump in on something.

I went for a slice of Pizza and you were all over it like a monkey on a cupcake!

by BL April 7, 2005

critical cock capacity

The physical, psychological, and spiritual saturation point of any male or female in the acceptance of male genetalia (or any suitable substitutes) in or on any part of the body. This threshold varies depending on the person and the extenuating circumstances of his or her engagement.

The critical cock capacity (c-cubed) is a constant that when multiplied with mass, equals energy. The proposed model for this interaction is E=MC^3.

Researchers have made conflicting claims on the range of C^3. Some believe the bottom limit is as low as 5 or 6 while others have proposed upward bounds of 17. As one Harvard researcher proclaimed: Back at Hahvard, the sky was the limit.

Egads! That girl has reached her critical cock capacity! Please refrain from administrating more cocks, as it might result in permanent damage.

My fiance has a higher critical cock capcity than yours.

by Buttplug May 27, 2007