In Australia “cunt” is a term used when talking to family, friends or anyone. The word can be used in many situations and can be used to describe many things. It is rarely frowned upon and those who do frown upon it are Dumb cunts
“Daveo is a mad cunt”->“ David is a lovely individual”
“Jim is a loose cunt” -> “jimothy is a interesting character “
“Oi you stupid cunt”-> “excuse me friend”
“Jim is a loose cunt” -> “jimothy is a interesting character “
“Oi you stupid cunt”-> “excuse me friend”
by Jocko the mad cunt February 24, 2019
Referring to that one Fuckboy with the name Chris Koung. I heard his Mom actually yelled at the Doctor during labor saying "will you please get this fucking CUNT of a cuntfuckboy out of my cunt before he cuntboy fucks it more than he already has" To this day she still talks about it and how she wish she would have listened and gotten the cuntbortion before it was to late.
by Justsomeguyy86 April 25, 2019
A cunt is a girls friend who texts said girl's ex boyfriend the day they break up. Also, their names are usually Kelly.
The queen Tori broke up with her cockroach ex boyfriend Sean.
The same day, the cunt Kelly started texting Sean updates on Tori.
The same day, the cunt Kelly started texting Sean updates on Tori.
by abetterfriendthankelly September 15, 2015
by Da cat that's BOM as hell March 27, 2018
Possibly the most beautiful word in the English language. Can be used as a compliment or insult.
1. Come here you beautiful cunt!
2. You bloody cunt.
1. Come here you beautiful cunt!
2. You bloody cunt.
by Hutchy505 September 13, 2017
A sterling Anglo- Saxon word representing but not actually denoting the female genitalia or pudenda. Rather, it pertains to a certain human being, male or female, of your acquaintance, for whom, by their regular and peculiar transgressions against your own perceived notions of humanity and decency, leads one to refer to them as a 'Cunt'. That being said, every birthday, I am assailed with the familiar refrain 'Happy Birthday, you terrible cunt', as of course I am exempt from the above definition, which simply refers to 'Cunt', cf Jeremy Clarkson if you're British, or American, Colonel Tom Parker (if you're an Elvis fan). I am, it seems, just a cunt, not like a real fucking copper bottomed, ocean going cunt of the first order like Clarkson. AA Gill is also a simple 'Cunt' but not a benighted cunt, as he's mates with Joan Collins but I took issue with him slighting the Welsh , cf 'Little Trolls'. However, he used to be an alkie and dyslexic to boot (forgiveness there, I'm not Californian -raisin diet, raisin sized brain and all that), so on balance, people, he is a mere 'Cunt', as am I, except on those special occasions when annually,it seems I am elevated to being a terrible cunt and receive a terrible, semi jocular birthday card, that has without a shadow of a doubt been written by some cunt somewhere, probably in China, or New York, which is a place so full of cunts that they don't know what one is anymore.
by oharthur February 16, 2015