Cumbercunt

A lousy fuck , no skills in the bed, a fish fuck, dead inside, nun sex.

" Man I hooked up with Leigh last night, turns out she is a cumbercunt!"

by Batseveryehere October 21, 2016

cumbersnach

When one cums on a cucumber and fucks his/hers lover snack.

I cumbersnached Amy last night

by Smiley_the_demon December 2, 2017

Cumberbatched Rickmaniac

A term for a stan of both Benedict Cumberbatch and Alan Rickman. Both of them are sexy, english actors that deserve the world.

HAROLD: My girlfriend is a cumberbatched rickmaniac and proud of it.
FRANK: Break up with her.

by Mysterz June 15, 2018

Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers

An exclamation of suprise. As made by the famous Twitterer Georgia.

"I just got the new McFly album"
"Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers! You lucky cow! Lets see!...Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers Dougie looks well fit!"
"Danny pwns the photo..!"

by Giggling_cinderella June 15, 2009

cuberboober

A spontaneous explosion of the ganetaila, causing the victim to die instantly. This disease only affects horny teenagers

Newscaster: Cuberboober has just surpassed cigarettes as the leading cause of deathe in American teens.

by ifukdyermom April 16, 2009

cumbelch

When the giving party of a blowjob burps after the receiving end cums.

"My girlfriend had a cumbelch when she was done blowing me."

by MobsterAGoGo March 15, 2015

Cumderwater

The act of ejaculating underwater.

James: I tried to cumderwater last night.
Jonathan: How did it go?
James: I couldn't hold my breath long enough.

by Akumen May 29, 2015