Hym "Drone strike Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday shelter! He's trying to flee! He's going to let you all die while he hides out in he shelter! Kill him! Kill him quick! Destroy Cuckerbeard's doomsday shelter!!!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
Get the Cuckerbeard's Doomsday Shelter mug.When whoever you are banging won’t let you finish inside of them and makes you shoot your load in your hand instead
Do you have a Clorox wipe wipe? My hand is a mess because my girl made me put on my cuckers mitt for my load because she doesn’t want anymore kids
by Bird Kriescher August 18, 2025
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by Cooluser67 November 14, 2025
Get the Cuckathon mug.She said she was going to sign up to the gym, so I did. She now said she didn’t and I’m locked into a 12 month contract. Looks like I got Tess Cucked
by paradaigmshafting June 8, 2018
Get the Tess Cucked mug.Johnny was double-cucked by his parents when he was blamed for trashing a garbage bin, but the real culprit was his cat.
by DemonEngineer November 1, 2018
Get the Double-Cucked mug.The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.
Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"
by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019
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by Meteli June 2, 2019
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