Get the Cucumbered mug.A) a vegetable that sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
B) A metrosexual Brazilian Male that also sows the seed of chaos in a faithful Christian household
Cog: when she tries to prove that a cucumber is not an extramarital affair
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.
Lindsey: she’s right though
Cog: she calls the Metrosexual Brazilian man that lives down the block a cucumber. The implication is its not because it’s a vegetable but because he might be gay.
by Cog Figgot August 10, 2018
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A game where you buy a cucumber and stick it halfway in any hole in the human body, you can also make one if there is no other way to go. Next sit on the cucumber and you and your partner roll down a hill. I the goal is to get the cucumber to break and who ever has the longest piece at the end wins.
by Callused Feet October 13, 2009
Get the Caramel Cucumber mug.The 'cucumber' disease often occurs after eating a meal containing cucumbers i.e tuna and cucumber sandwich
After which your penis may become aroused and turn green and small green/yellow leafs begin to sprout from the pubic area.
This disease is very common in teens, elderly women and vegetarians.
After which your penis may become aroused and turn green and small green/yellow leafs begin to sprout from the pubic area.
This disease is very common in teens, elderly women and vegetarians.
Waiter:'Heres your tuna and cucumber sandwich you ordered sir',
Victim: 'oooh, ... ahhh,... ouch whats up with my one eyed trouser trout??????'
Waiter:' I dont kno sir have u eaten any cucumber?'
Victim: yesssss cock face
Waiter:' Oh yeh that cucumberitus where your pork sword turns green and sprouts leaves'
Victim: 'Oh cool :S'
Victim: 'oooh, ... ahhh,... ouch whats up with my one eyed trouser trout??????'
Waiter:' I dont kno sir have u eaten any cucumber?'
Victim: yesssss cock face
Waiter:' Oh yeh that cucumberitus where your pork sword turns green and sprouts leaves'
Victim: 'Oh cool :S'
by fishingtackle76 August 7, 2009
Get the Cucumberitus mug.The word cucumber was used against slaves, it originated from “cool as a cucumber” The slaves we’re seen as lower humans so the slave owners and white people would mock them and call them cucumbers because they’ll “never be as cool as a cucumber” aka, they’ll never be equal to white people. The white people are the cucumber in this example.
Look at that cucumber on the fields.
by Yaki Uzumaki June 9, 2020
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Get the purple cucumber mug.This is when a girl uses vegetables like cucumbers in place of a penis to pleasure herself. Used by lesbains alot and females wanting to jack off.
by donna knight October 16, 2008
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