captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010

Facebook Cotching

When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.

Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat

s/he just facebook cotching man.

by fx501 August 1, 2010

lecture crushing

VERB
The act of attending lectures for a class you don't take because you are crushing on someone there--either another pupil, or the lecturer (in the case of the latter the 'crush' could be completely platonic--perhaps admiration of teaching/oratory skills).

Derivative of lecture crashing

"Bro, that hilarious philosophy lecturer we had first year is taking a class this semester! We are sooooooooo lecture crushing!"

by RoboBear September 20, 2011

Cyber Crushing

Even though your talking to another person you have never met your starting to devolp feelings.

Bro, I'm cyber crushing on this chick from Kansas. Where did you meet her man? A matching website

by Laxarcher13 January 11, 2017

orphan crushing machine

The failures of capitalism that creates and crushes orphans.

Wow, that orphan crushing machine got voted down! Here's hoping we can vote to remove the current orphan crushing machine but it seems to be a hot topic these days.

by OverlordZorp March 27, 2023

couching

Tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.

We had nothing else to do so Jeff proposed we go couching.

by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

de-crutching

Used to describe the process of forcibly removing contraband substances from a prisoner, by other prisoners.

From the T.V series 'Bad girls'. 'This punishment of de-crutching was once memorably inflicted on Zandra by Shell and Denny and a family-sized tub of margarine (s1ep2)'.

by mal.jones September 12, 2006