CrappingMaw

Someone who has a habit of having naked people sit on their face and eating their shit

Person 1 "At least I am not a CrappingMaw"
Person 2 "You can't say shit you lick Crapping Maws"

by Thou AnalSharter May 3, 2024

Clopping

The act of masturbating to My Little Pony porn, a term usually used by the brony fandom.

Person 1: *fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Person 2: hey what's going on he-JESUS CHRIST ARE THOSE HORSES?! WHAT THE FUCK?!
Person 1: Uh... um.... I was just, er.... clopping?
Person 2: ...I appreciate the honesty but still what the fuck.

by Charuzu June 17, 2024

Clopping

Masterbaiting to My Little Pony smut, corn, hentai etc. Typically used by Bronies, fanboys of My Little Pony.

"I think I'm gonna start clopping to this smutty fic"

by P00RY March 10, 2024

chopping it up

self harm/cutting self. term started by lana del rey asking a fan if they’d been chopping it up

*signing fans arm* “You been chopping it up?”

by choppingitup December 5, 2024

de-crapping

the process of purging either a garage or storage shed of unnecessary items that have long since expired or outlived their usefulness. Common items discovered during a de-crapping include old clothing (protected by the misguided belief that fashion is truly cyclical), old magazines (containing articles that you fully intended to clip and scrapbook one day), and ancient near-empty bottles of automotive products that contain far too less product to be of any use.

De-crapping has also been known to take place in the living spaces of individuals with non-existent organizational skills; in such cases, the unfortunate offspring of the aforementioned individual are often the designated de-crappers.

Joe: Bob was de-crapping his garden shed the other day and found an Armani suit.

Bill: Cool. I'm the same size as Bob; do you think he'd give me a good deal on it.

Joe: Oh yeah. I heard him say that whoever peels it off the mummified human remains can keep it if they don't mind the bullet holes. His son called "dibs" on the pinkie ring.

by gawthic1 June 6, 2010

gods chopping block

vagina

i got splinters off gods chopping block

by wormxing October 19, 2010

Lamb Chopping

The act of placing the video for "Lamb Chop's, the song that doesn't end" on an internet dispute as your final argument, thus stating that you they have no point and you could care less about their opinion.

"Some trick started talking shit about my blueberry muffins. After about an hour she was practically begging to be Lamb Chopped."
"Ahh, nothing is as satisfying as Lamb Chopping a random Troll."

by Robbanana October 11, 2012