crooked

To have a sideways vaJ or lop sided

"Girl! get yo crooked ass ova here".

by rach britt and daniela March 21, 2007

Crookit

Revere ghetto slang for crooked.

My teeth be crookit.

by Dean Reno December 9, 2005

Cooks Source

Also known as Cooks Source Magazine, a Magazine from New England, which is full of thieves, crooks, and liars. An organization comparable with death, Nazis, and poop.

In anger, people started to revolt to protect what was rightfully theirs. After all, Cooks Source was the center of all evil. And as people started using Cook Source as a term in conversation, new phrase had been born.

To use the term, simply state something terrible and blame it on Cooks Source, chances are it actually was their fault in the first place.

Cooks Source blocked the adoption of the metric system.

by John Smithh II November 6, 2010

Crooky

A Teenage Boy who is Fat and likes Tractors, constantly getting kicked out of the local McDonalds for the ammount of Chicken Nuggets he orders.

"Hey look! Its Fat Crooky!"

by TheCrazyNegro January 17, 2021

cooksourced

Stealing copyrighted material without contacting or compensating the original author.

Wow, great poem, Dave! You actually wrote that?" "No, I cooksourced it from Billy Collins on the Internet to impress a girl.

by Sedagive November 6, 2010

crooked hat bandit

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close

Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"

by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011

crooked number

In baseball, a number other than zero or 1.

We are losing 1 to nothing. Our boys need to put up a crooked number on the scoreboard.

by John B32 August 22, 2017