-Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021
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Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot
Sometimes it also makes your feet smelly- see croc rot
by Davey Crock-Footet September 13, 2011
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Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
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Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
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