This is when SNL has no better idea for a skit to write so they make one about the ugliest man on earth having on crocs with socks and by wearing this you announce that you are a puppeteer and are really poor.
by TheFakeBillCosby May 24, 2018

the unoriginal crocs ex: flip flops, sandals,etc. for those who don't want to be seen wearing real crocs.
by bitchcrocs July 17, 2019

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.
"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"
"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"
by Juliaabb August 5, 2022

When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.
by MrMagicFingersz March 5, 2020

He’s the General Croc. One of the slimmest human beings alive, If you was to go against him be prepared for the worst
You know Jay Croc ? My brother told me he was beefing with him now it’s been 3 days since he came home ...
by Carlton Hammonds February 6, 2021
