hippie-crite

A non-hippie scumbag who thinks they know everything. Being a hippie is generally about peace and love but they constantly grow angry and are fucking cocks about fat chick with back tits

Dude i was walkin down the street the other day in my new Abercrombie shirt when some hippie-crite runs over to me and starts bitchin about how im a conformist fuck and hes gonna kick my ass. So I pounded his hippiecritical ass into the ground

by jjsupah November 4, 2004

Critch

Crazy Bitch

Oh My God, Leah is such a Critch!
Lindsey was acting like a Critch!

by Shae25 June 19, 2014

critch

-to both "crap" (but not literally defacate) and bitch at the the same time
-to whine or complain justly to your friends about a crappy or otherwise disaggreeable situation in life.

I critched about my parents being gay and grounding me after I knocked the legs off my couch to my friends.

by RealMan88 October 17, 2006

crit

the dead skin inbetween your ass hole and your balls located on the gooch

shit man whats that in your shorts

just some crit man no worrys

by evan balla J March 17, 2008

chithead

A person in a chat room that makes stinky comments.
Use this word when the moderators are listening.

Did you see what that chithead said about the last presidential election?

by flipper flopper April 10, 2017

crit

Crit is a nickname for the name Christopher. Crit is a goofy young man. He is the best in lacrosse. He is the funniest person you can ever meet! He gets angry very. Even when he’s mad at you, he will always come back. He is shy around new people, but when you get to know him, he has a bubbly personality! When people first meet Crit, they are astonished by his beauty. He is so charming and loved by most.

Vanessa: Shila, do you see Crit over there?? *points to Crit*
Shila: Oh…..My……Gosh. How does he always look so good?? *waves nervously at him*
Vanessa: OMG he’s walking over here! Act cool. Don’t embarrass me!

*both girls fix their hair and turn to look at him*
*crit walks up*
Crit: Hey girls!
*both girls blush nervously*
Crit: Do you remember what the math homework was?
Vanessa: y-ye-yes i-it was page umm.. 17! Yeah 17! That’s it!
Crit: Hah thanks! See ya tomorrow Shila.

*Crit walks away*
Vanessa: What the heck no way you are stealing him from me. Why did he say bye to you and not me?! You don’t deserve him.

Shila: He obviously wants to be with me and not you.

Hey Crit, what’s up!

by sofidoff June 24, 2022

chither

cross between a chill & a shiver

OOooooo I just got a chither!

by TruEmpath October 29, 2004