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Crispy Cheeks

This is a nickname given to a gurl emo god. She normally dresses all in black. However she is so warm and crispy on the inside. She will make you laugh until you can’t breath. She will always be one of your greatest friends and will always be there. She sucks a yearbook class and will judge your grammar because your a lower level english than her. Also, she gets in trouble a lot because of her phone in school but she doesn’t have strict asian parents. Keep her with you.
Julie- Who is that?
Blake Shelton- That’s Crispy Cheeks, she’s the coolest person ever.

Julie- I’m scared of her.
Blake- You should be, she barks
Crispy Cheeks- BARK BARK
by addiiafrate April 24, 2022
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Grilled or Crispy

Adjective. 1. To exhibit total and complete control over an otherwise insurmountable predicament. 2. To express defiance over a superior or opposing faction.
1. Example: Don't worry bout it, it's all good, it's grilled or crispy.

2.Example: Why you be all up on mah face, it's grilled or crispy!
by Kisha Williams September 18, 2007
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Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.
Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.
by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012
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Crispy Fry

Donna chipped her tooth on a crispy fry last night which lead to an emergency trip to the dentist.
by Zaveer August 15, 2017
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captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.
Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out
by Autterbox January 18, 2017
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Crispy Christ

A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.
Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?

Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!
by ME.💀 March 28, 2023
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crispy ben

the dankest of bills, el numero 100$.
by Sir woofsalot June 1, 2018
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