by rayyychell March 14, 2009
Get the eat a crayon photography mug.Girl: Is that a weed
Guy: No this is a crayon
Girl: I'm calling the police
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency
Guy: *visible confusion*
Guy: No this is a crayon
Girl: I'm calling the police
Microwave: 911 what's your emergency
Guy: *visible confusion*
by Old Chicken Nugets May 22, 2019
Get the Its that a weed "no its a crayon" im calling the police mug.I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.
by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010
Get the Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra mug.by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
Get the crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker mug.a term of untold status, fame and good luck bestowed upon an individual once initiated into the crayon cult by owning a Crayon Cult NFT PFP and eating / melting a crayon. For folks who want to identify as a crayon use the pronouns "cray/on"
( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
example 1 : wow that crayon really looks cool
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult
example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire
example 4 : those crayons are good at everything
example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult
example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire
example 4 : those crayons are good at everything
example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
by gregmars@thecrayoncult July 22, 2025
Get the Crayon mug.chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.
by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022
Get the chinese crayons mug.crayon is sweet. she has many people who care about her. she is always there for someone and will always have your back. if crayon is your friend you don’t need to worry about her being toxic, or picking fights with you. crayon is very empathetic as well, and good with kids. sometimes crayons friends get on her nerves, but thats ok because she knows that if her friends don’t treat her right, theyre not worth her time! crayon is wonderful and uplifting. find yourself a crayon!
p1: hey have you met crayon buchser yet?
p2: no, are they nice?
p1: yea crayon is the best person i know!
p2: no, are they nice?
p1: yea crayon is the best person i know!
by hippie6629 June 14, 2022
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