Crapster

Crapster is a surname, or last name. It can also be a place name as in the "Crapster Family Cemetery" in Howard Co., MD.

Crapster is a surname in my Colonial American family of Maryland and New Jersey. My great grandmother's maiden name was Florence Warfield Crapster (1864-1925). Florence's surname has been traced back to her great great grandparents, Ruliff & Abigel Crapster of Maryland and New Jersey. Ruliff and Abigel Crapster were most likely from the Netherlands.
At the present time I have several living relatives across America with the last name of Crapster.
In the 1800's some members of the family changed the "p" to a "b" and now spell their last name as "Crabster".
The "Crapster" and " Crabster" names appears many times in the official US Census from 1790 to the present day.

by R. W Faber March 19, 2008

crapstick

A log. Crapstick usually refers to the long and straight variety of logs. Different from a splat or the squitters. (Once used in a book by Jack Kerouac.)

I built a raft out of crapsticks and sailed the mighty Merrimack.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

crantastic

A combination of cranberry and the word 'fantastic'.

(After eating cranberry sauce)
Mmmm, it's crantastic!

by Paradocks December 12, 2008

Bryan Cranston

The typical loving “Walter White” or known as Heisenberg. *i know no other movies or shows with bryan cranston*

Bryan Cranston is the one who knocks!

by fwgrom July 28, 2022

Cranson

A pronoun, adjective and adverb which can mean anything; either a person, a place, a thing, an action or a modifier or a verb or an action.

/boy gets his in face (Cranson) with football/
"Ow, my Cranson hurts!"

/girl is wearing new glasses (Cransons)/
"Hey Sally, you look really cute in your new Cransons."

/dude fucking (Cransoning) his crazy bitch girlfriend (Cranson) in her butthole (Cranson)/
"Yeah, you like that you crazy Cranson? I love Cransoning that tight Cranson. Oh Cranson!"

by CJNoskire January 21, 2009

crast

One of the most badass motherfuckers to ever live on this planet!

I can't believe you haven't met crast!

by osuhunkybabe April 3, 2009

Cranstant

The distance between a woman's inner thighs at her crotch, measured in finger width, if she is standing with her feet at shoulder's width apart. A woman must be naked or wearing tight fitting pants, shorts, swimsuit, etc. in order to estimate her cranstant. The measurement is based off of how many average size, adult male fingers you would be able to fit between her legs at her crotch.

Wow, that girl has a perfect, 2-finger cranstant!

by board4real November 22, 2010