craftsman truck series

the one sport worse then Nascar, it is the exact same thing as Nascar but slower and some how, more hick. Insted of racing family sedans (ford taurus, chevy monte carlo, pontiac grand prix) around a left handed tracks they race small/ medium sized pickuptrucks (Ford F-150, chevy silverado, toyota tundra, and dodge ram)around a left handed track.

"AHHHH FFFFFUCK I HATE CRAFTSMAN TRUCK SERIES"
"dude, dont speak of the craftsman truck series in public"
"craftsman truck series is the hickest thing possable, its so hick my head wants to explode"

by Fillup G. September 21, 2006

craftmatic adjustible boi

Found in the Dorko on the Patio series, he was one of Dorko's friends. He wore a dogcollar and a laidlaw jumpsuit and played bongo drums.

Craftmatic Adjustible Boi is playing a rather dramatic, uplifting surprise riddim at the Liquid Monkey tonight, accompanied by his girlfriend, Creep Suzzette on saxophone.

by Agent Chainsawlady February 27, 2004

CRAFT Moment

Short for 'Cant Remember A Fucking Thing'
commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
Sometimes known as a 'Mental Blank'

I cant remember the name of that song, Im having a craft moment

by Kitty Firefly August 2, 2008

Craftsman

A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman.

Parent: Yeah, I conceived a Tool.

by CoonDawg1 March 15, 2009

camf

An insult: cock-assed mother fucker

Mike and Shawn are such camfs.

Hitler had his struggle (Mein Kampf), I got my camf (point to Shawn)

by TomBeer January 10, 2007

Craft

Originating from the word 'Crafty' and 'to craft. Craft can be used in multiple contexts.

The word can be used to show appreciation for an action or, inanimate object.

Can be used to describe a person as being smart and entrepreneurial in their activities.

'Oh, those are craft shoes man'

'You managed to sell all that? You're craft bro'

'That guy over there? Yeah he's craft af'

by Chodben July 3, 2018

craft

v. to steal, in an underhanded way, usually from a friend/acquaintance.

That bitch just left and crafted my lighter.

by Ashley St. Claire March 14, 2003