Cosmop

The name you call the single funniest person you’ve ever met.

“Damn, that was a funny ass joke. I should call you Cosmop.”

by DPTNPQ August 5, 2020

Common Discord L

When the social media and gaming platform “Discord” is unable to perform a simple fucking task or action.

“Ugh! My meme isn’t uploading to general.”
“Common Discord L, man.”

by Chester Is Cold October 23, 2022

Common Aidis L

The pinnacle of Ls. So bad that you have to be associated with Aidis. Reached Lord Status

"Where are you going to schoolies?" "Terrigal" "Where is everyone else going?" "Byron" "Common Aidis L"
"Who are you taking to formal" "Saarah" "Doesn't she like Josh?" "Yes" "Common Aidis L

by Josh Cavallo November 4, 2022

cosmomoonn

cosmomoonn is how a person refers to every single emoji made by intergalactic species. 👽🛸👾

Man that cosmomoonn seems to be getting quirkier nowadays.

by Kistune September 25, 2023

Common denominator problems

When someone complains about how bad something is, so they substitute it for another thing they believe is good, only to complain how bad it is almost immediately after the substitution. The individual making the complaint has no self awareness and therefore doesn't realise they are the problem and the things they claim are bad, probably aren't.

Example 1:

A woman is bored of sex with her husband, so she divorces him and finds a new and exciting man to have sex with. Then she realises the sex is boring and repeats only to find the sex is still boring. It is likely she just sucks at sex.

Example 2:

A man is frustrated with the demands of his job and quits after a year taking on a similar job elsewhere believing it will be better only to realise that he is frustrated with the demands of his new role. He then repeats this, when in likelihood, he just sucks at managing his workload.

Joe: "man, Bill always complains that the women in this city give bad head"
Steve: "maybe Bill is the problem?"
Joe: "how so?"
Steve: "Common denominator problems, my guy. He probably just has a numb dick"

by Souper Rare October 13, 2023

it seems so common, but it's just the same

These inspirational song lyrics mean basic or average. Metamorphosis is nowhere in sight. Can be used when someone is "back on their bullshit"

"she literally has a butterfly tattoo. it seems so common, but it's just the same."

"alex is obsessing over a chick out of his league, it seems so common but it's just the same"

by happ1234 November 29, 2021

Common Apping

V. to apply to colleges via the Common App

I was Common Apping that so hard last night. All the universities want me.

by thebigshabang August 25, 2012