company coffee

Coffee provided in the workplace. Often used to stay awake through the end of a shift.

"I guzzled down company coffee just to stay alert till closing time"

by CurtisLumber September 2, 2015

Conan Exiles

The game where no matter where you go, something is going to try to pin you to a corner and rapidly force their combo onto you until you die and uninstall the game.

Me: *Joins a PvE server in Conan Exiles*
*a hoard of goats and a pack of wolves join together to kill me*
Me: "fuck this game"
*Uninstalls*

by Chickenmaster691 March 28, 2019

Conan Gray

a perfect amazing boy who can dance and sing and paint and i will marry hkm

friend: can you stop talking about Conan Gray

Me: stfu no wh0re

by ihatebroccoli March 6, 2021

conansexual

the sexual attraction to everyone who looks like Conan O’Brien regardless of their gender

person 1: Hey wanna date?
person 2: I’m conansexual, so unless you look like Conan O’Brien, then no.
person 1: Okay. *dyes hair red and performs the string-dance*
person 2: *bow-wow, ruff-ruff, etc.*

by Gribble67 May 25, 2022

Virtual Company

Spending time with someone online (virtually). Usually involves having a conversation through an instant messenger.

Guy: I really enjoy your virtual company but I don't think it's going to work out IRL.
Girl: I understand. U R still dreamy.

by teddyrux March 24, 2008

convenience companion

synonym for friend with benefits, casual sexual acquaintance with whom no relational entanglement is desired

Adam: You gonna hookup at the bar tonight?

TJ: Nah, no time for the game, just gonna hit up one of my regular convenience companions

by Starsatyr101 May 10, 2009

cosmic companion

Something my friend made up describing a very close friend that you connect with on a soul level.

Jake and I are so close. The word friend doesn't really describe our relationship well enough. He's my cosmic companion.

by Mads476 January 4, 2016