Contradictafication

contradicting people constantly. When you treat condadicting like a job.

I like to go around contradicting people constantly... I call it contradictafication

by HANNAH( . Y . ) FACINATION December 22, 2008

The law of non-contradiction

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.

Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.

by Hym Iam July 22, 2022

blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.

he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

Weed Contract

Any contract that is signed while holding in a good hit of marijuana.

step 1: Load a bowl
step 2: Write a contract or have one written for you (in pen!).
step 3: Hit it, hold it, sign it.

I really didn't want to write my paper yesterday, so a packed a bowl and signed a weed contract for it. I got high AND got my paper done, it was awesome.

by Mr. Freasy May 15, 2011

contradick

a dick of a contra that is found inside a game

he got a really big contradick

by larj January 13, 2008

Contradictator

a person exercising absolute power through direct opposition between things compared.

Tim Kendal suffered to Joe Scheez the Contradictator of the world because he didn't know the true meaning of the word.

I was seen as the Contradictator in the court room as I played devils advocate.

by Joe Scheez March 22, 2010

Contradictorian

One who aced Paolo Mancosu's UC Berkeley logic classes, including the most advanced: Philosophy of Logic and Mathematics - Theories of Truth. These are widely known as the most intellectually challenging courses at Cal.

That dude is such a contradictorian. He started from the bottom now he's here.

by infinityink March 16, 2018